Things that shit me…
Drivers who speed up when you need to get in their lane.
I mean, I was in an area, a road I don’t use often. I had google maps to help me, but still, when I saw I was soon turning right, I didn’t also realise at that stage I could have stayed in my current lane, as 3 lanes were turning right.
I saw the little white, bullshit car speeding up, coming up fast from behind me. I know I jumped in front, but I swear it wasn’t a dangerous manoeuvre…
…The little shit box stayed close, clearly pissed that I had gotten in front of them, despite my indicator, despite their speed, and BEEPED!
I saw the driver in my rear-view mirror, motion left and right, and I was like “geez dude, you’re kidding me right?”
I put a hand up, in a motion of “sorry” and “CALM THE FUCK DOWN.”
They went back to their soap box, and I sat there. Silently fuming.
Because although I had jumped in front of them, I had felt I had no choice at the time.
And they, despite my driving manners (i.e. clear indicator), decided I shouldn’t be let in.
The mother-f%^er sped up.
Would that driver be the type of person to push in at the supermarket check-out in front of an elderly hobbling grandfather, or a struggling Mum with screaming kids?
Would that driver be the type of person to take the last piece of shared cake from the work communal kitchen, and then whinge that it was all gone?
Would that driver be the type of person to take their dog for a walk, and let it shit on someone else’s lawn AND NOT PICK IT UP?
Would that driver be the type of person to complain loudly of anyone making noise in a movie theatre, and yet continue to receive loud notifications and calls from their phone?
Would that driver be the type of person to complain of beetroot in their burger, even when they clearly had seen the menu description and don’t even like it in the first place?
Yep. Yep, that driver is probably ALL of those things.